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Crime is incredibly common in South Africa. But even the locals were a bit shocked when a well known TV journalist got mugged, while he was on camera.

+ In Finland, you can get a $103,000 speeding ticket. (Why does that sound like a dare?)

+ How do you steal more than a thousand dairy cows? Apparently, you need to do it very slowly. I’m hoping that, in the end, the thieves will be foiled by a lactose intolerance.

+ And further proof that the Internet is the gift that just keeps giving, here’s Howard Stern interviewing Madonna.

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