It’s not just Movember. It’s the hipsters, the neckbeards, and that work from home look you’ve been sporting. Take a look in the mirror and you’ll understand how your beard is killing the shaving industry.

+ Four days in a Hello Kitty convention tattoo parlor.

+ Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap? In New Zealand, AC/DC drummer Phil Rudd has been charged with hiring a hit-man. From the band’s website: “Phil’s absence will not affect the release of our new album Rock or Bust and upcoming tour next year.” Phew…

+ A new reality show “promises to show filmmaker Paul Rosolie being swallowed alive by a giant snake, after covering himself in pig’s blood while wearing a custom-built suit.” (Been there, done that.)