A few years after the excellent documentary The King of Kong, there is a new generation of players determined to be the best at Donkey Kong. A plastic surgeon from Queens recently put up a score of 1,138,600 points. That means there’s a target on his back.

+ The NBA’s Dwight Howard decided to get some nutritional advice. At the time, he was eating the equivalent of 24 chocolate bars … a day. (Now I don’t feel so bad about the times I’ve eaten 20.)

+ I could actually live a perfectly happy life without another bite of chocolate. But I would be even happier if I lived inside a candy cane factory.

+ Um, yeah. This kid sounds like Elvis.