Remember the couple that had planned a wedding for this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial only to see the government shutdown ruin their plans? Well, things worked out, sort of. They exchanged their vows on The Colbert Report, and even got a nice blessing from Mandy Patinkin. Now they just need Anthony Bourdain to take them on a honeymoon.

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