Quick, which country do you go to if you want some cocaine? How about nice bowl of hummus? The best answers may surprise you. From Quartz: Brazil nuts aren’t Brazilian, our tea isn’t from China, and all the hummus is made in Virginia.

+ The mall a few blocks from my office has many escalators including a curved one. The entire state of Wisconsin has two escalators.

+ Tom Grosset just set a new drumming world record with 1,208 single strokes in 60 seconds. (I’ve never played drums, but I’m pretty sure I broke that record several times as an adolescent.)

+ Complete idiocy + Fireworks = Good Photos.