Following Susan J. Fowler’s blog post on the mind-boggling sexual harassment she encountered at Uber, CEO Travis Kalanick hired former Attorney General Eric Holder to probe allegations of sexism. Uber’s Official Line: Eric Holder has been hired to investigate sexism. Uber’s Unofficial Line: Holder. Heh. Like “hold her.” Heh, heh.

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