“Sure, strapping on the mobile desk harness is a little uncomfortable at first, but after that first time, you barely notice it’s there. It’s a small price to pay for the improved health and quality of life I’ve experienced by bending one leg after another at a 90-degree angle eight hours a day, five days a week.” From McSweeney’s: I switched to a walking lunge desk and you should too!

+ It’s been ten years since Netflix shifted its focus from DVDs to streaming content. Today, that service has almost 90 million subscribers.

+ You can have your self-driving car. I’m holding out for the self-flying air taxi.

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