“You can say a lot of negative things about Trump. But one thing you have to admit is that he is the master self-promoter in the age of self-promotion. Kanye West thinks he needs too much attention. He has figured out a way to put his name on buildings he doesn’t fully own. He is the most famous rich guy who isn’t even that rich. And in the last year, he has become the most talked-about human in the world. And that’s just what he set out to become.” Another tour de force by the remarkable Dave Pell (with a little help from his dad): Donald Trump is Trying to Lose.

+ Gary Johnson was unable to name a foreign leader he admires. In other news, there are people who are voting for Gary Johnson.