The Bottom of the News
Two-thirds of Americans say that they would put themselves in danger to retrieve a stolen phone.
+ Nine percent of Americans think aliens may have hijacked Flight 370. (At least CNN knows the size of its target market.)
+ Four hedge fund guys out-earned every Kindergarten teacher in America.
+ What does a million bucks get you in a Luxury RV? (It’s a lot cheaper to have your head examined.)
+ And it’s time once again for Japan’s annual baby crying contest.