Media: Stop panicking. Me: I’m not panicking. Media: Don’t panic. Me: I’m not. Media: Panic. Me: Wait, really? Media: Stop panicking. Should you be panicked over Ebola? In Texas, probably not. In parts of Africa, probably. And it seems to me that everyone gets that distinction. (OK, maybe not everyone.) But does anyone else find it a bit nuts that an article in CNN is telling us to stop over-reacting? (You should bookmark that link in case anyone ever asks you for a good definition of irony.)

+ Should you be more worried about getting Ebola or being crushed by your own recliner? Vox shares a highly unscientific list of threats to Americans, ranked (by actual threat instead of media hype).