Way, way after the fact, Yahoo informed its users (and its acquirer, Verizon) of a massive hack that affected a billion accounts. Now we’re learning that the hack actually included all accounts — about 3 Billion users. (Sadly, current me is too stressed out about all the recent hacks for 15 years ago me to give a shit about this one.)

+ Speaking of hacks, here’s a headline you might not have seen coming: IRS awards multimillion-dollar fraud-prevention contract to Equifax.

+ The only thing that could make the Equifax story any more disturbing would be if the Monopoly guy showed up in the Senate hearing.