Americans latest stop on the never-ending quest to drink anything other than plain water is the cool embrace of La Croix; cans of sparking water with some kind of essence we can’t quite understand. And we don’t care.

+ Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin requested a military jet to fly him and his wife, Louise Linton, to their European honeymoon this summer. (He rescinded the request after being made aware that military jets don’t have a business class section.) In related news, an Arkansas woman admitted to using county cash to buy a dog tuxedo. (To make matters worse, the event they were planning to attend was only black tie optional…)