“Think about it: Trump hasn’t properly executed a handshake with any visiting foreign leaders. Before Trump, none of us had any idea that not being able to do the handshakes was even a thing.” A smart, entertaining, and hilarious reflection on Trump’s historically low approval rating: This is 37%.

+ “The jersey was recovered in Mexico by the Houston Police Department with help from the FBI and Mexican authorities.” Tom Brady’s Missing Super Bowl LI Jersey Has Been Found. (Atlanta’s second-half defense is still at large.)

+ Want to perform CPR properly? Make sure you push down to the beat of the right song. Interestingly, Staying Alive is one of the songs that works. The heart wants what the heart wants…