From Consumerist: A man wants police to apologize for confusing sock full of kitty litter with meth. (I have three cats. So in my case, I’d probably be safer with the meth.)
+ Quartz: A new study linking profanity to honesty shows people who curse are more authentic. Studies like this are complete bullshit. (See what I did there?)
+ A day after Meryl Streep gave a shout-out to the Committee to Protect Journalists, the group had pulled in about $80,000 in donations. (Shockingly low, no?)
+ A site called 2paragraphs asked experts about how some of our most famous fictional characters might have voted in the 2016 presidential election. At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if a fictional character ran for office and won.
+ The headline says a deer was pulled from a frozen lake. The body-text says it was frozen river. Either way, it’s something nice to look at on the Internet (which is an increasingly rare opportunity.)