Every detail of Beyoncé’s Lemonade has been analyzed. GQ even uncovered the fact that you can buy the headphones Bey was wearing — and they come with three free months of Tidal.

+ The Onion gets the idea: Beyoncé Quickly Releases New Song About How Buying Tidal Subscription Most Empowering Thing A Woman Can Do.

+ Anyone who thinks my inclusion of these stories hints at any negative feelings towards Beyoncé hasn’t been reading this newsletter (or my diary) very carefully. As Miles Raymer explains, “when the dust settles … we’ll still be looking at a showcase of some of the most formidable musical prowess on the planet.”