Your Eggs Are Done

The FDA tells Hampton Creek Foods that it can’t call its Mayonnaise because it contains no eggs. “The use of the term ‘mayo’ in the product names and the image of an egg may be misleading to consumers because it may lead them to believe that the products are the standardized food, mayonnaise.” (I wonder if the Richard Gere character in An Officer and a Gentleman contained any eggs?)

+ BBC: “The Israeli health ministry has ruled that Heinz tomato ketchup must now be sold as tomato seasoning” (because it doesn’t contain enough tomatoes to be called Ketchup.)