“When I handed them back, of course they smelled bad. I wore them every single day for six months. Literally.” From The Guardian: The people who are paid to break in your designer jeans.

+ “I haven’t eaten with my parents, at least without earplugs, in over a decade.” If you are sensitive to certain sounds — like other people eating — you might have newly identified condition called Misophonia.

+ The Girl Scouts get with the program. You can now buy cookies online.

+ You ate a lot over the weekend. And chances are, you wasted a lot too. For example, “Americans throw away 31 percent of all tomatoes they buy.” The Atlantic on the leftovers we toss.

+ According to some passengers, at least one airport security line reached a mile in length over the holiday weekend.