“There is no radio station WGYN in Chicago; the interview was fictitious, and should not have been included in the column.” The NYT serves up one of the best corrections ever.

Americans drink more craft beer than Budweiser. You’ll still be irritated by fellow bar patrons, but for different reasons.

+ Pot is legal in some states. So Black Friday is being replaced by Green Friday. That makes no sense. It should be Green Wednesday so you can get high before your relatives show up for Thanksgiving.

+ Thanksgiving turkeys are bigger than they used to be. A lot bigger.

+ And just in time for the holidays, families who hate each other in Western art history.