North Korea’s leader missed a couple more major events adding to the mystery of his whereabouts. He’s made no public appearances since early September. And intelligence agencies around the world don’t seem to have the slightest idea where he is (or even if he’s alive).

+ GQ: “Rumors have swirled about a possible coup, Cuban shoe-related ankle injuries, and Swiss cheese-inflicted gout. Now, some are floating the idea that maybe he’s dead. You know who’s probably not going berserk over his disappearance? Regular North Koreans.”