Looking to get your favorite band to play at an upcoming event? Pricenomics has been kind enough to put together a rough-estimate rate card so you’ll know how much it might cost you. My parents actually tried to book Barry Manilow for my bar mitzvah. Alas, he was booked. (Thankfully, so was Macklemore…)

+ Someone in Palo Alto would like their missing drone back.

+ What the hell is the whole nine yards?

+ Whoever came up with the idea for celebrities reading mean tweets about themselves should receive a Nobel prize.