“Greet him in sweatpants when he arrives home. Then don’t take them off. Ever.” Valentine’s Day is just the occasion to re-read McSweeney’s guide to Kama Sutra for couples who have been dating over three years.

+ “You always try to fix it when what I need you to do is listen.” It’s Not About the Nail.

+ Breaking: Internet Trolls Really Are Horrible People.